Lame Stuff For Lame People
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I meant to post all of these, but they didn’t go up for some reason…
I love being a dad.
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![dorkly:
“The 7 Sexiest Misty Cosplays Ever
Crop-top, Short-shorts, and some old man suspenders.
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Well. That’s not what I thought I’d see.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f9e9bddb010e5709e8a45b7649e09eda/tumblr_n7btkfPJ0I1rwnp75o1_1280.jpg)
The 7 Sexiest Misty Cosplays Ever
Crop-top, Short-shorts, and some old man suspenders.
Well. That’s not what I thought I’d see.
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OMG WHAT DID I DO!?
For mobile just hold the reblog button
I LEARNED A THING
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Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:
Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.
Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken. The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.
At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates. While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.
A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.
The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.
The number of people that aren’t reading the whole thing and are hailing it as fact make me laugh harder than the actual story.
Keep. Reading.
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OMG WHAT DID I DO!?
For mobile just hold the reblog button
I LEARNED A THING
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assbutts-and-sherlocked-idjits:
This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.
Every male should be required to read this.
IN PAIN READING THIS. REALLY GLAD I HAVE A DICK
the most perfect post.
I consistently would pass out from the pain my cramps used to cause me. It’s delightful.
Oh my god, brutal.
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#That one time Wizards used psychology instead of magic #And it was 200% effective
Why does no one see the innuendo in this gif set
oh no you ruined it
Ruined it? You mean, made it better.
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Grand Theft Auto.
this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen Kristen Wigg do
What the hell is this from?
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